First Vaccine; Video/Action

[puppetnurse]

[Today on the network is a video of a Rattata chasing its tail. Aside from the sounds of the little Pokemon scurrying in circles on the ground as well as the bustling sounds of the town of Violet, the video is silent. There's no trainer talking about said Pokemon on the screen, nor is there any Pokemon talking either. Not for a good couple of minutes anyway.

If you stick it out long enough, eventually a meek sounding girl speaks up.]

...h-hello everyone. I...I think I have this...filtered correctly.

[Quite obviously she doesn't, considering this is broadcasting to anyone who decides to look at their gear. Where did she learn to even attempt to filter posts? Who knows.]

Nanami-san...we're in Violet now! K-Kuzuryuu-san and I are waiting by the Pokemon Center. I-I wanted to introduce you and Hinata-san to my Rattata!

[Because apparently catching Pokemon is Important plus she thinks the little rat is very cute.]

Th-this is Verapamil. Kuzuryuu-san helped me catch her. Sh-she doesn't look like it but she is very strong! Um...I-I guess that's all I had to say...

Th-this was a pointless video, I-I'm sorry for wasting your time!

[Hastily the video is shut off. Someone needs to teach this girl how to properly filter her messages.]

[Anyone interested in visiting these two can find them by the Pokemon Center, like she stated. Tsumiki now playing with her Rattata while her Audino stands nearby. Kuzuryuu stands a few feet away, accompanied by his Pawniard as usual and looking a little surly. Well...surlier than usual. That might have something to do with the Spinarak sitting on his head but really, it could be anything.]

Comments

[impheired]

Are you nuts?! You can't use something like that inside a building!

[KUZURYUU YOU ARE YAKUZA. WHY DO YOU CARE.]

["The Damn Nuisance," however isn't sticking around to hear Kuzuryuu's protests and is instead scuttling away across the ceiling to go hide somewhere in the center and probably eventually make a break for the door. GOOD RIDDANCE. DON'T COME BACK THIS TIME.]

[She's going to come back, she always does.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Go chase after it, Ayani.

[Well, with that out of the way...] I guess Pokémon battles aren't allowed in here. Shame. Hey- what level are your Pokémon?

[IS SHE GOING TO CHALLENGE YOU??? PERHAPS UNFAIRLY???? of course]

[impheired]

[r u for real, Saionji do you think he's actually going to agree to something like that? ARE YOU HIGH?]

Thirteen and ten. [Yeah he has...just the two...obviously not including Spinarak here.] But if you're thinking about challenging me, you can forget it! Like I'd agree to something like that when you've been here way longer than I have.

[konpeitoqueen]

Awww. Well, I do have two Level 11 Pokémon, but I don't want to get them dirty with whatever disgusting species you've been paddling with.

...Actually, I'm curious- what do you have? I have a Petilil, Snorunt, Eevee and Ampharos, with my starter Mawile. [HAUGHTY AIR]

[impheired]

[Kuzuryuu's eye twitches ever so slightly at the implication that his Pokémon are disgusting. BECAUSE YOU'VE GOT THAT WRONG. HIS POKEMON ARE GREAT, SCREW YOU.]

This is my starter. [He gestures to the Pawniard still standing stoically at his side not unlike some kind of knee-high bodyguard.] She's a Pawniard. And I caught a Shinx on the way here.

[And you already met his sort-of Spinarak. What a roster, wow.]

[konpeitoqueen]

[She herself sends out a Petilil, who immediately rushes next to Saionji.] Ayani was my starter! I hatched Nako, my Petilil, from an egg. My Eevee and Snorunt too!

Catching a wild Pokémon and taming them is too much trouble.

[impheired]

...you hatched a plant. From an egg.

[Yeah so nobody told him about that part.]

[What the hell, Pokémon. What the hell.]

[konpeitoqueen]

It's a kid's game.

[Welcome to the Pokémon world, Kuzuryuu.]

[impheired]

Yeah, but...still. The fuck??

[You really couldn't think of any other way to explain reproduction in a kid-friendly way, Nintendo? Come on.]

So what, they all lay eggs?

[konpeitoqueen]

...Yeah.

[SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT EITHER OKAY] And don't pick up any Pokémon right now and flip them over to look between their legs if you want to stay healthy!

[impheired]

As if I was I was planning on doing something so crude!

[Das gross, Saionji.]

[konpeitoqueen]

Good. [YOU KNOW HOW THE PEOPLE ARE HERE!

THEY'RE WEIRD.] Well, what are you going to do now? If you don't battle, you'll never get better.

...And I could battle you with the Pokémon I have around your level.