[Tsumiki, he wouldn't think you're weird. Jeez, he's a teenager who likes kiddie band-aids after all. How much room does he have to judge?]

Ah, I see. The fabric ones do stay on a little better, I will admit. But they get kinda gross in the shower. Hehe.

Oh, my name's John Egbert, by the way. Before we get too much further into this conversation without introductions. What's yours?