[DOES SHE WANT THE SPIDER... DOES SHE REALLY...]

Wow, are you serious? You can't even get rid of a bug? Did you become even more useless in the time I haven't been there?

[...Even if she did like bugs, this is too amusing to take away.] I only like antsies and spideys if I can squish them! The Pokémon here would be nice to squash, but they're too tough... I could feed it to my Mawile, though.